I can feel my heart getting cold again.
June 2013
“Easily distracted people tend to be more creative.”
—(via psych-facts)
The lady on my workout app has a british accent and it makes me feel fancy, but I also want to punch her for telling me what to do.
Dear racist people,
Your car is German.
Your vodka is Russian.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your kebab is Turkish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian.
Your movies are American.
Your tea is Tamil.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your oil is Saudi Arabian.
Your electronics are Chinese.
Your numbers Arabic.
Your letters Latin.
And you complain that your neighbour is an immigrant? Ha.
YOUR FUCKING BACON IS CANADIAN!
I’m tired, of every thing. It all exhausts me. But not in the way of actually sleeping.
Cleaned up my "blogs I follow" ... lots of food blogs.. I have a problem.
Why do people even bother getting married anymore?
It doesn’t make sense to me.
didn't wanna ask you anything, just wanted to say I like your blog. very random and entertaining. just noticed you're on instagram also. cool.
Oh ya.. i’m pretty much everywhere on the internet.
Thanks! :)
I’m going to focus more on real life. Less on here.
Find me here: ashleysantoro.com
(Real things happen there)