Trust every single word I write tomorrow.
I SWEAR TO GOD. I SWEAR. SWEAR. SW. EAR. EARS YUP. SHIT.
I love Donald Glover.
END OF STORY.
"He's just not that into you" is on.
Just agree with Justin Long. Just do it. JUST FUCKING DO IT. Yell at the tv, like the first time I watched this movie.
missnancynancy: I want someone to write letters to. ME! :D
I've been singing Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" as...
…Can we chill by the fire and eat fondue?
I HAVE AN AWKWARD MOMENT FOR YOU BITCHES.
That awkward moment when the guy you recently friend-zoned is sitting beside you, looks at your computer to see a movie ad thats about friendzoning and says “BEST FRIENDS FOREVVVAAA” (in a girly voice). FUCKING PUNCH ME IN THE FACE ALREADY.
My thoughts on the weekend.
Me: Awh yeah! PARTY TIME!
Me: Hm... that show looks like a good waste of time..
Me: I don't feel like going out.
Me: WHERE ARE MY TRACKPANTS!!!!!!@#$%^
Me: Ooooh, brownies.
Me: Maybe I should go outside.
Me: FUCK THAT.
Me: I need coffee.
Me: What the fuck is homework?
Me: Maybe I should go get some beer...
I just really like this.
I wonder about things constantly, but my curiosity seems to be dead.
I'm extremely bored.
So I’m just gonna watch a diners, drive-ins and dives marathon with my mom.
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
I'm making a damn video right now.
My inner hoodrat let loose and went ham on this shit.
I think i'm in love with Donald Grover.
GAMBINO GIRL aw yeah